Recently, Penn State announced a few new ice cream flavors to be served at the Pennsylvania Inaugural Gala during this Tuesday’s Presidential Inauguration of renowned domestic terrorist and Socialist Barack Hussein O’bama.
These “flavors” are called “BaRocky Road”, “Obama White House”, and “BidenBerry”, each with their own unique ingredients.
So, what are these ingredients? Why were they chosen? Why was “Secretary Spanier Strawberry” given the “cold” shoulder? Will there be more ice cream related puns in this article?
(Credit for the pictures goes to the Department of Public Information.)
Flavor: BaRocky Road
Ingredients: “[A] rocky road or tin roof sundae flavor, vanilla ice cream with …

We have the perfect plan for the frattier students in Smeal.
Join Kappa Beta Phi, Wall Street’s premier fraternity. True, it’s Wall Street’s only fraternity, but premier nonetheless.
The Wall Street Journal has an article featuring the organization. We thought it’d be fun to see how well Kappa Beta Phi lives up to the fraternity tenets set forth by the likes of Roy Baker and the IFC.
THE IFC SAYS: Fraternities are tolerant.
WALL STREET JOURNAL SAYS: The group’s humor is anything but politically correct. One crude joke took aim at Rep. Barney Frank’s treatment of the U.S. taxpayer, with a reference to Mr. …

The CDT is perhaps most valuable for its coverage of police reports, specifically the alcohol related incidents.
Is it in poor taste to say today’s top incident is humorous? Yes. But we’ll do it anyway.
The story starts off innocently enough.
A search was initiated Thursday night after Ferguson Township police were unable to locate a man who was reported to be highly intoxicated.
It could have gone anywhere after that lede. Maybe it was just a bro who got lost on his way home from a game of frisbee?
(OK, it probably wasn’t a bro since this happened down 26 near Fairbrook…)
The story goes …

The AP reported yesterday that Pennsylvania’s 14 state-run universities raised 20% more donations in the 2007-08 fiscal year compared to the 2006-07 fiscal year.
Roughly one-third of the contributions came from university alumni, while individuals donated 18 percent and organizations and corporations contributed 17 percent each.
That’s only about 70%… where’d the rest come from?
I don’t think Penn State should worry much about this. I bet the development offices at those universities are less mature than our development office is, meaning that all the low-hanging fruit are still easy picking. The 2008-09 fiscal year will be a tough one, for every university.