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about 4 years ago

Breaking: Graham Spanier’s a Furry

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[Source: Penn Stater]

  • GTWMA

    And if each of the alumni here donate $1,000 I promise to never wear this silly costume ever again!

  • Garrett

    And I hereby resign from my position as President of the university so that I can hang with my good buddy Hef at the mansion.

  • http://www.pennstateifc.com Luke Pierce

    Quote: [GTWMA Says:]

    And if each of the alumni here donate $1,000 I promise to never wear this silly costume ever again!

    Sadly enough, he actually encouraged alumni attending the All-Class Luncheon to become part of the family by speaking with one of the Development Officers.

  • Mike

    [[Sadly enough, he actually encouraged alumni attending the All-Class Luncheon to become part of the family by speaking with one of the Development Officers.]]

    Why is it “sad” that President Spanier is encouraging contributions from our alumni?

    Philanthropy is influential in all areas of the University and undoubtedly has had an impact on your collegiate career…

  • http://twitter.com/tableten Josh Corcoran

    “Who knew they made footsie pajamas for adults??”

    Gives new meaning to the word “Teddy Graham”.

  • http://www.pennstateifc.com Luke Pierce

    [[Why is it “sad” that President Spanier is encouraging contributions from our alumni?

    Philanthropy is influential in all areas of the University and undoubtedly has had an impact on your collegiate career…]]

    It’s sad because there’s a time and place for encouraging philanthropy.

    At the keynote address during the 45th and 50th Class Reunion? Come on, that’s a time to recognize the distinguish contributions of the alumni who’ve made it back for these important occasions–not a time to shill development just because you have a captive audience is rapt with Penn State pride.

  • http://www.OnwardState.com Frank

    This finger has been up my nose.

  • niedermeyer@faber.edu

    I can’t sing ‘If I were King of the Forest ‘ with out the top of my lion costume’.

  • http://nittanywhiteout.com Devon

    Starting next season, the Nittany Lion will be eschewing comedic skits and dance routines at football games in favor of extended washboard solos and magic tricks.

  • George

    “I’m trying to hide from Onward State. If anybody asks, I’m the Nittany Lion.”

  • farnaz

    Josh Corcoran: Gives new meaning to the word

  • farnaz

    hmm…last comment got cut off…not sure why? it was supposed to say:

    Josh Corcoran: Gives new meaning to the word “Teddy Graham”.

    hahahahahaha well said!

  • http://thorsteinveblen.blogspot.com veblen

    Penn State University President Graham B. “No, the B doesn’t stand for bear” Spanier, explains to an incredulous group of University alumni that his foremost commitment as the school’s president has been to the life of the mind.

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