A white Russian is 5 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa, and 3 parts cream (The Dude uses half-and-half). You’ll need to know that for The Big Lebowski, pretty much the best movie ever made, which is playing tonight at the State Theatre.
For $5, you can enjoy 119 glorious minutes of His Dudeness and all the Caucasians and bowling that go with it. Just don’t be out of your element. One show starts at 7:30 p.m., with another one at 10. For the die-hard among you, why not wear your bathrobe to the event?
If you haven’t seen The Big Lebowski, and you ask what it’s about, you might get fed cryptic and copious references and quotes, but still might not pick up the gist. So if you’re still puzzled, this should encourage you to go, above all: