Quick, go look on eLion! The final exam schedule is now released for this semester, which means that your last week of the school year — or if you’re one of the unlucky ones, your last week of college — has either suffered a fatal blow or maybe has just opened up to several days of outdoor drinking at Cafe 210 West. Personally, I did okay: two finals, but one on Tuesday precludes any chance of me going to a Black Keys show in Pittsburgh. Fuck me, right?
But the bright side to a truly terrible week of studying is that you might win something out of it! If you got dealt an especially bad finals week schedule, send a screenshot of it to email@example.com and you may win a $25 gift certificate to a downtown dining establishment and an Onward State t-shirt; we’ll be giving one to the unluckiest student out there. So if you have lots of finals at 8 a.m. or your Friday is stacked up, maybe you’ll get a decent meal or something after your post-Adderall-caffeine crash. Sometimes you just get hosed.