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Penn State Giftmas Guide

If you’re a loyal Penn Stater, you’re going to be giving out as many blue and white gifts as possible over the holidays. Not only is this a great way to spread both Penn State and holiday cheer, but you also can find everything downtown. This means avoiding the Nittany Mall which is a win because like…yea, no one wants to go the Nittany Mall.

Here are some ideas for everyone on your list:

The Tallest Penn State Fan You Know

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This shirt isn’t anything that great but it is the longest one I’ve ever seen, so I thought I should include it. Compare to the rugby to get a perspective of the actual size.

Your Seventh Grade Sister

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This has pink sequins and says “Diva” on the tag AKA it’s a 13 year-old’s dream. It’s also a lanyard so she’ll be prepared for when she gets to high school and everyone has one of these bad boys around their necks.

Your Dog

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We need to talk about this. Not only does this puppy canteen come with an over-the-shoulder strap to make your life easier, but there is also a bone for your furry friend to enjoy. The contraption is capable of turning into an actual bowl while sporting a Penn State logo. Bravo, McLanahan’s. Merry Christmas to all the Spikes and Bellas of Pa.

Your Dog (Again)

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Your Dog (Again, Again)

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Your Annoying Brother

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Nothing says “screw you” quite like a Silas Redd jersey, discounted from $75 to $19.99.

The Secret Santa You Don’t Know, or Anyone Else You Feel Obligated to Give A Gift To

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Do not be unprepared when that random girl in lecture hands you a candy cane! Give this to her. Way more practical than a candy cane, and it lasts longer too!

Your Mom

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She’s the only one who thinks the marketing campaign is a good idea.

The Neighbor That You Never Talk To

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You might not know a lot about them, but they probably like pasta.

Your Significant Other

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Nothing says “WE ARE…a couple” like some Penn State fragrances! This is also a gift for yourself because you’ll like your bf/gf better when they smell good. Everyone wins.

Anyone and Everyone

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Yes, yes, and yes again.

That One Random Person You Know That Collects Snow Globes

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There’s one in every crowd.

Any Penn State Dad

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We’ve all seen them — they populate the downtown among us on football Saturdays. Penn State Dads are a special breed. They love the Skellar, cargo shorts, and wearing their pride on their chest. You can’t go wrong with this bad boy.

Your Least Favorite Uncle

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Getting anyone you don’t like a fly swatter is a super passive aggressive way of telling them exactly where they stand. A tad bit harsh for the holidays, but maybe your uncle really sucks.

Happy Holidays, Penn State! May you find the perfect gift for everyone on your list

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