University Primetime, which I will attempt to legitimize by pointing out its 162,000 Twitter followers, recently ranked Penn State as a school with one of the most attractive student bodies in the country.

The rankings, which came out last week, put Penn State as the school with the 8th-most attractive student body. We trail only the University of Wisconsin (No. 3) among Big Ten schools.

Also worth noting: University Primetime also pits both Penn State males and females as the 18th-most attractive in the country in two separate lists. I suppose there’s something to be said for parity.

On the ladies:

Which col­leges actu­ally reign supreme for hav­ing those col­lege girls that guys just seem to go crazy for?! Whether it’s at a party, at the gym, or in class, these col­leges sure have beau­ti­ful women sur­round­ing their cam­pus. If you’re a guy attending one of these uni­ver­si­ties, or in high school still con­sid­er­ing a col­lege, you’d be lucky to attend one of these universities.

And on the guys:

Let’s face it, soci­ety is extremely bias (sic). Every­one always talks about the hottest women. When was the last time peo­ple talked about the hottest males?! Women look at naked males online and in mag­a­zines as well you know (maybe, maybe not). Either way, here is an amaz­ing list rank­ing the top 50 col­leges with the hottest males on cam­pus!

The rankings, which are released at the beginning of every fall semester, do not provide a methodology or much of an explanation for their wisdom. But hey, sometimes it’s nice to just believe, right?