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5 Willard Preacher Endorses Donald Trump For President

Despite the identity crisis plaguing the Penn State College Republicans and some other Republicans across the country, Garrison “Gary” Cattell, commonly known as the Willard Preacher, wants to “Make America Great again”. Cattell gave Trump his coveted presidential endorsement, presented alongside his daily sermons about drunk college students, premarital sex, and homosexuality.

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