It’s no secret that Pitt football games aren’t the most well-attended. Pitt will tell you it isn’t true, but that’s either due to poor eyesight, pure delusion, or really, really low standards. So, we decided to make a definitive list of places more crowded than Heinz Field on Pitt gamedays.
THON after THON ends
Canyon Pizza at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday
The library during sylly week
The HUB on a Friday night
Thomas on Friday mornings
Did we miss anything? We’re sure we did (Seriously, nobody goes to Pitt games.) Let us know of all the places you’ve been that were more packed than Pitt games in the comments.