Author Patrick Cines

Patrick Cines

Patrick is a senior Marketing major from Princeton, NJ. You might see him riding his electric unicycle around campus, but he enjoys writing about technology and politics. You can follow him on Twitter at @patrickcines, and can contact him via email at [email protected]

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0 Willard Preacher Endorses Donald Trump For President

Despite the identity crisis plaguing the Penn State College Republicans and some other Republicans across the country, Garrison “Gary” Cattell, commonly known as the Willard Preacher, wants to “Make America Great again”. Cattell gave Trump his coveted presidential endorsement, presented alongside his daily sermons about drunk college students, premarital sex, and homosexuality.

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