Whether you’re a fan of the holiday or starkly opposed to it, February 14 and Valentine’s Day are rapidly approaching. In the spirit of love and romance, or something, we decided to help you out with your quest for true love (or at least a date).
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In “Facts,” Kanye West claims he “just jumped over jumpman,” but tonight he made it clear he meant no disrespect to Michael Jordan and all disrespect to Nike CEO and Penn State alumnus Mark Parker.
The former high school defensive tackle and high school class vice president is Onward State’s resident stud, and he needs a date this Valentine’s Day.
Why was a Jurassic Park-themed jeep cruising around State College earlier this week, piloted by an affable yet mysterious man in a safari hat? I do not have an answer for you — at least not one I can share.
Here are some of the most eager, eligible potential roomies from the 11,500+ members of the Penn State University Class of 2020 public Facebook page.
We decided to settle it for the good of the community (over a few beers, of course). Behold, our definitive Penn State signature beverage power ranking.
If you have grown up visiting Penn State, it’s almost guaranteed you’ve taken your fair share of pictures at the Lion Shrine. Now is the time to share them! We want to see you growing up at the Lion, so submit your pictures to us and there is a chance you could appear in a future post.
Jack Lukow reflects on his Onward State career.
There is more than $1 billion at stake in tonight’s record-breaking Powerball drawing. If you’re looking for a little extra Nittany Lion luck, use one or all of these Penn State-themed, six-digit combinations when you buy those last-minute tickets.
Nittany Lions don’t subtweet.
Our freshmen staffers gave a retrospective on their first few months as Penn Staters.
A Penn State professor and part-time internet troll posted a “final exam answer key” to ANGEL on Wednesday.
Former Pitt head coach Dave Wannstedt lambasted Penn State right in front of James Franklin during Fox Sports’ pregame show.
Did you participate in No Shave November? Got a wicked man-bun or know someone who does? We want to see it.
The worst thing about away football games is just that: They’re away. Still, we plan on making the most out of our Saturday with the Penn State-Michigan State Drinking Game.
We hope your Thanksgiving break is filled with heartfelt family bonding, but here’s a survival drinking game for when your uncle-in-law screams “We Are” in your face for the fifteenth time.
“If worms had machine guns, then birds wouldn’t be scared of them.” Alright then, Jim.