Grandma Bailey was proud of her grandson for beating possible NHL MVP Carey Price on Saturday night.
Instead of reporting critically, we presented her implausible assertions at face value, and implied that Ten-Kate can actually speak to the dead. In reality, she most certainly can’t talk to the dead, because that’s quite simply impossible. Anyone who claims to have that power is a liar. We apologize for any confusion or ire this may have caused amongst our readership, and we appreciate your comments.
I’ve been at THON 2015 for over a month. I can’t escape. Someone please send help.
Keith Olbermann surprised the seven viewers of his show today, announcing that he will speak on campus next month at the College of Communications’ Commencement ceremony.
New court documents from Jake Corman’s lawsuit have revealed Mark Emmert’s entire inbox.
In crimes as perfect as the Mad Mex Jesus Heist, sometimes the culprit is the last person you’d expect.
Nearly a month after the HUB expansion’s grand opening, Penn State officials have confirmed the addition of a swingset to the HUB’s new Green Roof Terrace, the Class of 2014’s Senior Class Gift. With the addition, the University officially declared the HUB a playground, despite students adamantly declaring the HUB not a playground last year over social media.
After hours of painstaking research, we at Onward State can officially confirm that Erickson’s final act before being succeeded by Eric Barron was to have the statue smelted and molded. The bronze likeness of the winningest coach in major college football history is now being used to promote the president who graciously saved the school from its massive culture problem.
Where else in State College can you get the most-finely crafted BLT, live entertainment, and a gas fill-up at the same time?
Someone on the borough council is in big trouble.
The results of a two-year long study conducted by AccuWeather were revealed yesterday evening, and in a rather startling discovery, the study indicates that the spirit of Joe Paterno currently controls the weather that hovers over Happy Valley.
Are your friends having a blast while studying abroad? Well we had a chance to study abroad in State College.
Casey Bailey became the first-ever Penn Stater to play in the NHL last night, and although his Maple Leafs fell 4-1 to the Florida Panthers, his debut was still a success. The faithful Nittany Lion fans took to Twitter to express their support of the young winger.
This weekend, two seniors gave Penn State its own big, fat Greek engagement. With the help of his friends, family and fraternity, Chris Burnside proposed to his girlfriend of 5 years, Priscilla Marsala, on Sunday at the Phi Kappa Tau fraternity house.
Seasoned readers of Onward State might remember another important bullet in the history of the LION: On January 29, 2012, the first Onward State Old Timey Audio Hour aired on the station. The hourlong talk show, hosted by editors of Onward State, lasted about a dozen or so shows before some funny folks graduated and it fizzled out. Well, we’re back.
State College’s newest brand of criminal should make the townsfolk cower in fear.
As we move into the final 15 hours of THON, everyone is trying to keep hydrated. We’ve got our THON souvenir tumblers, empty Pepsi cups, and old Aquafina bottles… and they have been sucked dry. We want water, we need it. But to get it, we’ve got to brave the lines.
*Onward State is not responsible for any relationships ruined by these Valentine’s Day eCards.
If you’re a Penn State girl, I’m here to tell you that Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be lonely in 2015. I’m here to find Onward State sports writer and certified stud David Abruzzese a date.
All we wanted was to have a little fun. We wanted to reinvigorate a historic, okay, a six-year-old rivalry. We wanted a healthy competitive event for Onward State writers and Daily Collegian writers to cathartically find some middle ground. We just wanted to have a simple crate race against the student media competition.