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Every classic love story deserves a twist — like former Penn State President Graham Spanier and singer Tony Bennett, for instance.
Seriously, whatever you’re doing, make sure you’re having fun.
You may be so mesmerized and distracted by elegant seniors snapping their graduation pictures that you forgot about the underdogs.
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If you’re wondering why you haven’t been able to see and/or find Onward State on Twitter, you can thank the dark interwebs and skilled Twitter hackers.
NCAA president Mark Emmert handed down the death penalty to Penn State men’s hockey for ruining college hockey. Louis Freeh will reportedly conduct his own *independent* investigation.
The Nittany Lions have finally admitted that they have a rival. And no Pat Narduzzi, we’re no talking about your Panthers.
After a series of brutal regulations on Greek Life Thursday, administrators decided to roll out even more controversial sanctions.
We obtained updated renderings of Beaver Stadium — and they feature an interesting new addition.
“I was there the whole time,” the eldest Jonas explained. “Joe literally only performed for an hour, but I stood for 46 hours.”
Penn State administrators announced they hope to boost student morale by playing the line dance across campus every hour.
The Creamery has taken note of wrestlers’ attempts to maintain their weights and released a new flavor: Kale Sanderson.
We’ve made some of the most common Facebook Class of *Whatever* posts into a Madlib style to save you the effort of every having to write, or read, one again.
Katie Jordan opted for eggs Benedict, home fries, and a chocolate chip pancake while Sammy Geisinger chose a veggie omelet. Only one cleaned her plate.
UPUA’s 11th Assembly was one of the most successful in the organization’s short history, but we are confident that Katie Jordan and running mate Alex Shockley will be able to hit the ground running to continue this work. For this reason, Onward State offers Jordan our official endorsement in her campaign to become the next student body president.
These are some of the strangest (but not necessarily irrelevant) Penn State Twitter and Instagram accounts we could find.
Clickbait is the scumbag journalistic art of using sensationalist headlines and social media captions to entice readers into clicking on your stories in an attempt to generate page views and advertising revenue. It appears State College’s own Centre Daily Times is going down this road.
In case you missed it, Penn State has a snow day Tuesday! For the first time since March of 2015, the university shut down all classes for the day and well, the students were pumped for their day off. The Twitterverse blew up following the announcement, so we compiled the best tweets from last night.
Meme-worthy images are everywhere at Penn State.
“THON was the most purposeful party I’ve ever been to.”
If you’ve been inside the BJC recently, chances are you know someone who knows someone who was absolutely positive Blink-182 was making an appearance at THON…