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41 Psychic Mediums Like Monica Ten-Kate Are Lying Frauds: A Retraction

Instead of reporting critically, we presented her implausible assertions at face value, and implied that Ten-Kate can actually speak to the dead. In reality, she most certainly can’t talk to the dead, because that’s quite simply impossible. Anyone who claims to have that power is a liar. We apologize for any confusion or ire this may have caused amongst our readership, and we appreciate your comments.

1 The HUB Is A Playground: Swing Set To Adorn Green Roof Terrace

Nearly a month after the HUB expansion’s grand opening, Penn State officials have confirmed the addition of a swingset to the HUB’s new Green Roof Terrace, the Class of 2014’s Senior Class Gift. With the addition, the University officially declared the HUB a playground, despite students adamantly declaring the HUB not a playground last year over social media.

36 University Source: Joe Paterno Statue Melted Down For Rodney A. Erickson Food Science Building

After hours of painstaking research, we at Onward State can officially confirm that Erickson’s final act before being succeeded by Eric Barron was to have the statue smelted and molded. The bronze likeness of the winningest coach in major college football history is now being used to promote the president who graciously saved the school from its massive culture problem.

0 ‘Onward State Old Timey Audio Hour’ Returns to the LION

Seasoned readers of Onward State might remember another important bullet in the history of the LION: On January 29, 2012, the first Onward State Old Timey Audio Hour aired on the station. The hourlong talk show, hosted by editors of Onward State, lasted about a dozen or so shows before some funny folks graduated and it fizzled out. Well, we’re back.

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