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We made up some hypothetical significant others to lie to your family about over the holidays in case you're sad and lonely.
"If you get into a heated family debate over the game or Penn State football in general, take a shot. You're gonna need it."
Everyone has that one take they'll always believe and fight anyone about, so we shared a few of our strongest Penn State opinions.
Chug for three seconds every time you hear "...and Michigan still sucks." Get to drinking. This is inevitable.