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1 The HUB Is A Playground: Swing Set To Adorn Green Roof Terrace

Nearly a month after the HUB expansion’s grand opening, Penn State officials have confirmed the addition of a swingset to the HUB’s new Green Roof Terrace, the Class of 2014’s Senior Class Gift. With the addition, the University officially declared the HUB a playground, despite students adamantly declaring the HUB not a playground last year over social media.

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36 University Source: Joe Paterno Statue Melted Down For Rodney A. Erickson Food Science Building

After hours of painstaking research, we at Onward State can officially confirm that Erickson’s final act before being succeeded by Eric Barron was to have the statue smelted and molded. The bronze likeness of the winningest coach in major college football history is now being used to promote the president who graciously saved the school from its massive culture problem.

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0 BJC Water Fountains: Where You At?

As we move into the final 15 hours of THON, everyone is trying to keep hydrated. We’ve got our THON souvenir tumblers, empty Pepsi cups, and old Aquafina bottles… and they have been sucked dry. We want water, we need it. But to get it, we’ve got to brave the lines.

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4 The Sickest Penn State Burns

Ever been in a spot where your friend delivers a moderate-but-not-mic-droppable burn your way and you’re stuck floundering for a mic-droppable response? Check out these sick Penn State burns.

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