Tomfoolery News and Blogs
We hope your Thanksgiving break is filled with heartfelt family bonding, but here’s a survival drinking game for when your uncle-in-law screams “We Are” in your face for the fifteenth time.
“If worms had machine guns, then birds wouldn’t be scared of them.” Alright then, Jim.
“Zombie Nation” played at an Iowa football game, so the band figured it might as well chant “We are Penn State.”
We infiltrated the (members-only) “Penn State Parents” Facebook page and compiled some of the best posts.
Penn State takes the great midwest in a Big Ten showdown against Northwestern. Bring the tailgating fun right to your home with our official Penn State vs. Northwestern drinking game.
Two of our staffers went to the Palmer Museum of Art and found that some of the most beautiful works of art were also incredibly meme-worthy.
A vacation paradise may be closer to you than you think. See campus through fresh eyes with Onward State’s Penn State postcards.
Creating a THON theme sure isn’t easy — or at least it wasn’t before the invention of the Onward State THON Theme Generator.
How many other Penn State Football alumni have a day named in their honor?
“Having a simple conversation could save you from future awkward talks with your roommate.” Yeah, but more importantly the conversation will let my roommate know that I do, in fact, have sex.
The worst thing about away games is just that: They’re away. To keep ourselves entertained here at home, we here at Onward State created the official Penn State vs. Ohio State drinking game.
We compiled some of the world’s most infamous photographs and gave them just a bit of a Penn State edge. Here are some of history’s most iconic scenes: Penn State style.
Aside from taking two pills to calm his stomach, Head Coach James Franklin has an easy pregame routine because he doesn’t have to worry about doing his hair (like Saeed Blacknall). But we couldn’t help ourselves and decided to try a few different hairstyles on everyone’s favorite bald coach.
Everyone from JoePa to Mike Waite has had a quote-worthy moment, and what better way to commemorate that than with some Etsy-inspired Penn State decor?
Thank the student media gods that a moment of true greatness was captured, and never forget that NO ONE can eat a cheesesteak like a blogger.
Tim Beckman was fired as Illinois Head Football Coach on Friday, and Penn State Twitter promptly responded how it always does in these situations: by mocking Beckman and cracking jokes.
Apparently Penn State believes in whole-hearted indulgence, as a post to its Facebook page condemns new Oreo Thins.
Last week, we asked you for your best terrible roommate stories, and we were not disappointed. So let us all join together and pity these unlucky Penn Staters, while we reflect on our own experiences and remind ourselves that it could have been worse… a lot worse.