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0 THON Is Literally Tomorrow

There were many issues brought to light during THON Weekend 2013. While some are inevitable, others are being to investigated avoid any catastrophes that could potentially arise during future THON Weekends. The overall committee announced this weekend that THON 2014 has been moved to the second to last weekend in April to combat any issues with the cold weather.

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5 Supa Six Pulls An April Fools Day Joke

Penn State football players Allen Robinson and Bill Belton sent fear into any Penn State fan on Twitter last night who forgot what day it was. The duo, with some help from other members of the “Supa Six,” sent the Nittany Nation Twittersphere into pandemonium last night with a series of terrifying Tweets indicating that the pair was transferring.

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0 Gone Like the Wind

“I can’t Te’o how hard this is, but we have to break up”. Even though I pleaded with her, her mind was made up. She got up and swiftly left my life, as quickly as she had entered it. Lennay Kekua was gone in an instant, as if she never even existed at all.

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4 Dog Selected as Daily Collegian EIC

In a shocking and groundbreaking move, the Daily Collegian has selected Boone, a dog, as its next Editor-in-Chief.

“We really felt it was the most responsible thing to do,” said Jim Rodenbush, the Daily Collegian’s news adviser. “The last 125 years have seen human after human after human become Editor-in-Chief. Where’s the diversity?”

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0 Back By Popular Demand: A Visit From State Patrick

A year ago, I was challenged to come up with a poem about State Patty’s Day to which I said, “Challenge accepted”. A Visit From State Patrick was born and posted the day before State Patty’s 2011. Now, with popular demand wanting it to be republished, I present it to you again. We would just republish the old story, but the poem was printed onto a picture which was lost when we switched servers. It is important to note that this is NOT AN ENDORSEMENT of State Patty’s Day. I wrote the poem and I wish the “holiday” would die once and for all. That should quell any fears of the editorial staff being hypocrites as it pertains to SPD.

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