As much as I hate to admit it, Asher Roth said it best: I wanna go to college for the rest of my life/ Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite/ On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice/ And I can get pizza a dollar a slice.

Take the above lyrics, throw in some football, a splash of Creamery ice cream and a spritz of your Penn State perfume, shake it all up and out comes Happy Valley.

But wait. Apparently there is something else we're here for... oh yeah, school.