We set out to roam every single tailgate lot ourselves to create our very own cocktagon map. Now, you've got access to the crown jewel of porta-potties right at your fingertips.
From swimming pools to built-in cocktagons, Penn State Athletics could add a lot to Beaver Stadium during its eventual facelift.
Three of our staffers voluntarily got drunk, high, or stayed sober to truly enjoy the show.
While celebrity boxing matches are all the rage, it's now time for Penn State to get in on the trend with a card chock-full of big-name matchups.
A reliable connection is folklore at this point. As the battle against PSU Wi-Fi rages on, let's laugh through the struggle together.
In case you've been wondering what a Penn State "Squid Games" would look like, look no further...
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