
It's nearing the end of the semester, and you've almost exhausted your dining plan. You're worried, and don't want to stretch your parents' budget any thinner; you need a cheap on-campus meal. Fortunately for you, we scoured the Penn State dining halls for solutions. So don't worry frugal meal point spenders, there are plenty of places on campus to help you survive the rest of the semester without having to fork out an extra penny.

A university club sampling musical talent from around the state, Penn State's Indoor Drumline is nothing if not badass. Traveling to WGI Championships in Dayton this weekend, the group has been working on a six-minute show since October, leaving no note untapped.

After an extensive review that found an apparent disconnect between supervisors and the supervised, university officials announced the reassignment of assistant vice president for Police and Public Safety Stephen Shelow Wednesday. Shelow requested to be relieved of his role following the results of the two-month administrative review, according to a Penn State release.

There are many different ways to get out of a lease these day, with subletting being the most common. Assaulting your landlord, however, is a path not frequently taken. Around noon on Monday, April 6, Penn State sophomore Jeanne Sung punched her landlord at the Meridian after attempting to steal the original copy of her lease.
It's been a stellar year for Penn State student-athletes, and the university announced another milestone this afternoon. A Penn State record 70 student-athletes from a combined eight winter sports teams were given Academic All-Big Ten honors. That shatters Penn State's previous record of 65 set last year.

Instead of reporting critically, we presented her implausible assertions at face value, and implied that Ten-Kate can actually speak to the dead. In reality, she most certainly can't talk to the dead, because that's quite simply impossible. Anyone who claims to have that power is a liar. We apologize for any confusion or ire this may have caused amongst our readership, and we appreciate your comments.