Have a drink if you went to any of the on-campus gyms this week as part of your New Year's resolution, the grind doesn't stop. Will it last? Probably not.
If you're still in a food coma from Thanksgiving, take a shot.
"If you get into a heated family debate over the game or Penn State football in general, take a shot. You're gonna need it."
Shirts go on sale at noon on Monday, November 13, and can be picked up the day before the crawl.
Chug for three seconds every time you hear "...and Michigan still sucks." Get to drinking. This is inevitable.
