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Mike Reisman

is a senior Supply Chain Management major with an Economics minor (Read: Business Douche) from South Jersey. He has an intense fear of graduating so please don't bring it up. He writes about stupid things nobody cares about, and student life if the site is low on content that is clearly supposed be funny but is really very unfunny. He is lovingly (?) known around the staff as Baby Mike which may or may not be because he has a child (hint: it’s not). He’s also a second generation Penn Stater who has been wearing Penn State sweatshirts since before he was two, a habit he hasn’t grown out of. If you really hate yourself, you can follow him on twitter at @mike_reisman or email him at [email protected]

Grilled Cheese Adds Gooey Deliciousness to THON

Since Grillers (RIP) left us in 2013, there has been a noticeable void in the State College Grilled Cheese scene. While there are still other options, like some of my personal favorites Five Guys and Panera Bread, there's something about a cheap grilled cheese that just can't be replaced so easily.

Weather Report Forecasts A Bitterly Cold THON Weekend

In case you didn't already pick up on the weather trends for February in State College, it is going to be very cold this THON weekend. Last year was a nice exception with unusually warm temperatures, but this year will, unfortunately, not be as nice.

David vs. Goliath: Men’s Basketball Hosts No. 5 Wisconsin

The team that finished 12-1 in non-conference play now finds itself in third to last place in the Big Ten with just five games to go. And the worst part? The Nittany Lions now have to host the team widely recognized as the best of the Big Ten.

The Daily Collegian Hates THON Hype And We’re Confused

Here at Onward State, we like to have our fun with our media "rivals" over at the Daily Collegian, whether that fun is at their expense, the expense of their writers, or even in the form of a legitimate attempt at befriending them. Usually it's light-hearted and general fun-having, but yesterday, when I made the terrible, horrible, no good mistake of clicking on their editorial about State College's name change come THON weekend, I could feel myself losing brain cells. This editorial was just too bad to go unopposed.

Aspiring Sex Writers: Erotica 101 Is Coming To State College

Ever wanted to try your hand at erotica writing? An acclaimed erotica writer will hold a workshop in State College.

Ninth Annual Pink Zone Game Set For March 1

The Lady Lions' annual Pink Zone game is set for March 1 against Wisconsin and is sure to bring out the largest crowd of the season for the team.

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