
It’s Thursday night at 2 a.m. You’ve had some refreshments after completing (most of) a long week. What could be better right now than the unbelievable deliciousness that is Wings Over? But it's closed, like it always is on Thursdays at this time.

A full-page ad appeared on page 5 of yesterday’s Daily Collegian that read: “Dear J, Hope she was worth it. Go f**k yourself. XO, C.” Turns out it was all a marketing ploy for a band.

He might be the most powerful student at Penn State, and you've probably never heard of him. I'm talking, of course, about Jesse Scott, a down-to-earth 31-year old Penn State Ph.D. student who likes to cook, go dancing with his wife Laura, and watch Doctor Who in his free time. Work time for Scott, however, is a good deal more serious. He chairs the University Park Allocation Committee, which allocates about $4 million in funding to student organizations throughout the year.

According to a Penn State news release, a kidnapping of a Penn State student reportedly occurred on Shortlidge Road near Simmons Hall on Saturday at about 1 a.m.

Sidewalk Bikers, get this: It’s called a sidewalk for a reason.

We all knew and loved @evilbillobrien, but his time had come. The departure of O'Brien and arrival of James Franklin meant it was time for the beloved account to undergo some rebranding. After a brief period of mourning under the name "Former EBOB," the account is back under the name @JamesFrankwin and we got the man behind the account to answer 10 more questions.