
"You're more disappointing than sober DP Dough."

If you're a Penn Stater and love the New York Times' "Connections," we've got the game for you.

Behold, a hidden treasure chest of random Twitter content that seemed to pique the interest of one of the highest-paid college football coaches in the country.

In case you'd never considered utilizing a pogo stick to get to class before, well, now you have.