John Urschel made one fan's Christmas by giving him his first calculus textbook.
Both were removed from the Nittany Lions' roster, then a team spokesperson confirmed their departures.
Call her an artificial intelligence Joebot.
A multi-sport athlete in high school, McCloskey played football at Villanova this past season and will join Pat Chambers' squad in the near future.
The Big Ten Player of the Year will play for Imoco Volley Conegliano -- a club founded in 2012 that took home the 2015-16 league title from Italy's top division, Serie A1.
The Nittany Lions fell to 10-4 after suffering a defeat at the buzzer on Friday night.