Graduating Senior Lists Himself On eBay

graduateebayauctionIt would be far beyond redundant to say that the job market awaiting our graduating seniors is not promising. But as long as we’re beating a dead horse, it’s appropriate to mention that John Pereca, a soon-to-be-Penn State graduate, is auctioning himself off on eBay in the hope that it will help his employment prospects.

From Pereca’s product description:

I am basically your average 21 year old Italian male, with an above average, likable personality. I have attached a few pictures in an attempt to show that I am a normal, potentially down to earth guy, who can seamlessly fit into any company, organization or group.

On the bright side, this is a great example of the outside-the-box thinking a Penn State education can foster. But at the same time, his price is currently at .99 with zero bids.

At least he comes with free shipping!

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Mark McColey is a Senior majoring in Advertising and Labor-Employment relations. Among his loves are Penn State Football, The Steelers, The Penguins, The Simpsons, Tina Fey, and Arrested Development.


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