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Jones “Consults JoePa” For Dunk Contest

“Hoops Fest” – the Blue-White- esque kickoff for the Penn State’s men’s basketball team happened this past Saturday. But you wouldn’t know that, because coverage of NIT Championship teams somehow falls behind snowball fights and dodgeball tournaments in priority.

Despite the low awareness of the event, there was a bright moment in the dunk contest, when Andrew Jones dressed up as “DrewPa.” There wasn’t a lot of photographic evidence online, but fortunately Youtube is available to confirm that, yes, it’s exactly what you’re thinking.

I can only hope that this will lead to a series of Clinton Portis-style characters from Jones. Penn State needs someone like Sheriff Gonna Getcha to fill those seats.

[Source: Happy Valley Hoops]

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Mark

Mark McColey is a Senior majoring in Advertising and Labor-Employment relations. Among his loves are Penn State Football, The Steelers, The Penguins, The Simpsons, Tina Fey, and Arrested Development.

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“We expected Gorman to be there,” [rising Senior and Co-Captain Andres] Casais said of next season. “He was a father figure to us.”



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