Wisconsin AD: Big Ten To Seek 12th Member

classifiedsStart looking through the classifieds for “Misnamed collegiate football conference plagued by inconsistent offense seeks interesting, dynamic football team in order to facilitate championship game. Ask for James D.”

Expect Notre Dame to turn the page without hesitation, then put the paper down to swim in the piles of money from their lucrative TV contract.

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Mark McColey is a Senior majoring in Advertising and Labor-Employment relations. Among his loves are Penn State Football, The Steelers, The Penguins, The Simpsons, Tina Fey, and Arrested Development.

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