Lady Lions Drop Big Game Against She-Nuts
Penn State Women’s Basketball – sometimes known as the team that doesn’t make us cry ourselves to sleep – has had a little rough patch in an otherwise impressive season, dropping their fourth game in a row when they gave up a 15-point lead over the Ohio State on Sunday. It was the team’s eleventh consecutive loss to the She-Nuts*. They’ll look to bounce back when they host Minnesota on Thursday.
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*I didn’t bother to verify if the Buckeyes have a feminine counterpart as others do (Nittany Lions + Women’s Sports= Lady Lions), but because I have a very immature sense of humor, I’m going to assume it’s the Ohio State She-Nuts.
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