Tonight, Café 210 (@cafe210west) is hosting “Red Bull Play & Destroy” Penn State edition. As part of the competition, 16 musical masterminds will face off in a contest over iTunes skill superiority — slay list v.s. slay list. As if you needed another reason, there’s no cover and $1.50 Red Bulls….that give you wings.

I decided to come up with a few choices for each of the “Battlegories.” So here’s DJ LFein’s spin on the “Slay List.”

–      Karaoke

• Don’t Stop Believing – Journey
• Summer Nights – John Travolta & Olivia Newton John
• Baby Got Back – Sir Mix A lot

–      Mashups

• How Six Songs Collide – Norwegian Recycling
• Start Me Up/Livin’ on a Prayer – Glee Cast
• Bittersweet Symphony/Dirt Off Shoulder – Jay Z and the Verve

–      I’m embarrassed to have this on my iTunes

• That’s How I Beat Shaq – Aaron Carter
• He Said She Said – Ashley Tisdale
• Invisible – Clay Aiken

–      Dubstep

• Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites – Skrillex
• Innocence – Nero
• Swagga – Excision and Datsik

–       How was this popular?

• Rumors – Lindsay Lohan
• Why You So Obsessed with Me – Mariah Carey
• Who Let the Dogs Out? – Baha Men

–      Jersey Shore

• Get Crazy – LMFAO
• Being From Jersey Means Never Saying You’re Sorry – Cobra Starship
• Jersey Girl – Tom Waits

–      I just lost my virginity

• I just Had Sex – The Lonely Island ft. Akon
• Lollipop – Lil Wayne
• Crash Into Me – Dave Matthews

–      We are Penn State

• Sweet Caroline – Neil Diamond
• Zombie Nation – The Blue Band
• I Love College – Asher Roth

–      90s

• It Wasn’t Me – Shaggy
• Barbie Girl – Aqua
• C’est La Vie – B*Witched

–      One hit wonder

• Blue (Da Ba Dee) – Eiffel 65
• Another Dumb Blonde – Hoku
• Mambo No. 5- Lou Bega

–      Old School Rap

• Nuthing But A “G” Thing – Dr. Dre
• Bust A Move – Young MC
• Let’s Talk About Sex – Salt ‘N’ Pepa

–      80s Hair Bands

• Welcome To the Jungle – Guns ‘N’ Roses
• Nothin’ But a Good Time – Poison
• Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard

In the words of Tyra Banks… There are sixteen hopeful students standing before me, but there is only one that is still in the running for Cafe 210’s Next Slayer.