If the rumblings around campus today are any indication, people care a lot more about Jay-Z’s famous wife being in town than the actual concert tonight. While it’s highly unlikely the couple is even in State College yet — and virtually impossible that Beyoncé is on campus — some of these are pretty funny.

Enjoy — the best of Penn State #BeyonceWatch 2014.

Just saw Beyonce leave the Phyrst with a 21st birthday hat. #10morecentsfromAllen

— Chris Holmes (@joepapsu1) January 31, 2014

 

For every Beyonce rumor tweet I see I’ll donate .10 to THON!

— Allen Sheffield (@allen_sheffield) January 31, 2014

 

Commence operation Find Beyoncé.

— Katelyn Mullen (@KatelynMullen) January 31, 2014

 

BREAKING: Beyonce has been spotted at Beaver Stadium. pic.twitter.com/Qx6MxfGHU9

— Bill (@bflip33) January 31, 2014

 

ugh of COURSE Beyoncé would visit Pollock Testing Center the ONE DAY I don’t have a test there. darn it all.

— John Stuetz (@JohnStuetz_PSU) January 31, 2014

 

Of course hours after I leave #PennState, Beyonce shows up.

— Jackie Stare (@JStare) January 31, 2014

 

Beyonce is the Joe Paterno statue

— Timbo(!) (@OlGilby) January 31, 2014

 

COLLEGIAN HAS CONFIRMED THAT BEYONCE IS ON CAMPUS HOLY SHIT

— Neha (@neharampogu) January 31, 2014

 

Hold up is Beyoncé really on campus? I’ll be out of this library in 20 seconds

— Kyle Harrison (@FoofyTheKid) January 31, 2014

Some girl screaming in the HUB that she saw Beyonce at mclanahans…….

— María Canales (@CapsCrazie) January 31, 2014

I saw her. Beyoncé is really on campus you guys pic.twitter.com/wf9VRAAEtK

— Darian Somers (@StuffSomersSays) January 31, 2014

 

BEYONCÉ IS ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

— Laura Kastner (@lauraakastnerr) January 31, 2014

 

APPARENTLY BEYONCE IS WALKING AROUND PSU MAIN CAMPUS WOAH

— duuuzing (@pensak0la) January 31, 2014

 

Beyonce is on this campus right now. I just want her to sing 1+1 in my presence so I can die a happy woman.

— Ashley Tarriff (@atarriff) January 31, 2014

 

People running around campus talking bout Beyoncé here

— Tichina (@_CHINAroads) January 31, 2014

 

GOD IS ON THIS CAMPUS RIGHT NOW. AND BY GOD I MEAN BEYONCÉ

— ivana sto (@weeitsVee) January 31, 2014

 

BEYONCE IS ON CAMPUS GETTING A PANINI OMG LIFE IS NOT REAL RIGHT NOW

— Kaitlin (@k_milllz) January 31, 2014

 

Beyoncé is on campus and I’m sitting in my room. Maybe if I’m lucky she’ll come to me.

— Becky (@BeckyJ_Moyer) January 31, 2014

so beyoncé is on campus… i think i’m having a heart attack

— kaitlyn dividock (@kaaitkills) January 31, 2014

Beyonce is currently on my campus @vivalahal3y

— Melainaφ (@infamousmel_74) January 31, 2014

 

“@StuffSomersSays: I saw her. Beyoncé is really on campus you guys pic.twitter.com/Nq20InoPOu” #BeyonceWatch2014

— Erica (@thirdplacepony) January 31, 2014

 

Wait is Beyoncé really walking around campus right now? #tellmethetruth #PSU

— Marissa Weaver (@mrsaweav) January 31, 2014

 

beyonce spotted on penn state campus giving 2 thumbs up to some squirrels #cool

— joe м (@dr_pizza_MD) January 31, 2014

 

Beyoncé is on campus. Beyoncé. Is. On. Campus. I am officially dead.

— Chiara Toniolo (@ChiaraToniolo01) January 31, 2014

 

Beyonce is in mclanahans wit ya boy right now

— Jake Somerville (@Jake_Som) January 31, 2014

 

Holy shit Beyoncé performing single ladies in mclanahans

— NOLTROLL (@grillbobaggins) January 31, 2014

 

BEYONCÉ LAST SEEN POOPING ON THIRD FLOOR HUB #PSUBeyonceTracker

— Carl Nerthling (@Gnarlls) January 31, 2014

 

Beyonce currently pooping in hub bathroom with stall door open

— TomBroDude (@tombrodude) January 31, 2014

 

After a quick picture at the Lion Shrine, Beyonce continued her #PennState tour at the Creamery! #BeyonceWatch2014 pic.twitter.com/gA05JOhjm0

— Chase Miller (@PSUChase) January 31, 2014