Beyoncé in State College Rumors Run Rampant
If the rumblings around campus today are any indication, people care a lot more about Jay-Z’s famous wife being in town than the actual concert tonight. While it’s highly unlikely the couple is even in State College yet — and virtually impossible that Beyoncé is on campus — some of these are pretty funny.
Enjoy — the best of Penn State #BeyonceWatch 2014.
Just saw Beyonce leave the Phyrst with a 21st birthday hat. #10morecentsfromAllen
— Chris Holmes (@joepapsu1) January 31, 2014
For every Beyonce rumor tweet I see I’ll donate .10 to THON!
— Allen Sheffield (@allen_sheffield) January 31, 2014
Commence operation Find Beyoncé.
— Katelyn Mullen (@KatelynMullen) January 31, 2014
BREAKING: Beyonce has been spotted at Beaver Stadium. pic.twitter.com/Qx6MxfGHU9
— Bill (@bflip33) January 31, 2014
ugh of COURSE Beyoncé would visit Pollock Testing Center the ONE DAY I don’t have a test there. darn it all.
— John Stuetz (@JohnStuetz_PSU) January 31, 2014
Of course hours after I leave #PennState, Beyonce shows up.
— Jackie Stare (@JStare) January 31, 2014
Beyonce is the Joe Paterno statue
— Timbo(!) (@OlGilby) January 31, 2014
COLLEGIAN HAS CONFIRMED THAT BEYONCE IS ON CAMPUS HOLY SHIT
— Neha (@neharampogu) January 31, 2014
Hold up is Beyoncé really on campus? I’ll be out of this library in 20 seconds
— Kyle Harrison (@FoofyTheKid) January 31, 2014
Some girl screaming in the HUB that she saw Beyonce at mclanahans…….
— María Canales (@CapsCrazie) January 31, 2014
I saw her. Beyoncé is really on campus you guys pic.twitter.com/wf9VRAAEtK
— Darian Somers (@StuffSomersSays) January 31, 2014
BEYONCÉ IS ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
— Laura Kastner (@lauraakastnerr) January 31, 2014
APPARENTLY BEYONCE IS WALKING AROUND PSU MAIN CAMPUS WOAH
— duuuzing (@pensak0la) January 31, 2014
Beyonce is on this campus right now. I just want her to sing 1+1 in my presence so I can die a happy woman.
— Ashley Tarriff (@atarriff) January 31, 2014
People running around campus talking bout Beyoncé here
— Tichina (@_CHINAroads) January 31, 2014
GOD IS ON THIS CAMPUS RIGHT NOW. AND BY GOD I MEAN BEYONCÉ
— ivana sto (@weeitsVee) January 31, 2014
BEYONCE IS ON CAMPUS GETTING A PANINI OMG LIFE IS NOT REAL RIGHT NOW
— Kaitlin (@k_milllz) January 31, 2014
Beyoncé is on campus and I’m sitting in my room. Maybe if I’m lucky she’ll come to me.
— Becky (@BeckyJ_Moyer) January 31, 2014
so beyoncé is on campus… i think i’m having a heart attack
— kaitlyn dividock (@kaaitkills) January 31, 2014
Beyonce is currently on my campus @vivalahal3y
— Melainaφ (@infamousmel_74) January 31, 2014
— Erica (@thirdplacepony) January 31, 2014
— Marissa Weaver (@mrsaweav) January 31, 2014
beyonce spotted on penn state campus giving 2 thumbs up to some squirrels #cool
— joe м (@dr_pizza_MD) January 31, 2014
Beyoncé is on campus. Beyoncé. Is. On. Campus. I am officially dead.
— Chiara Toniolo (@ChiaraToniolo01) January 31, 2014
Beyonce is in mclanahans wit ya boy right now
— Jake Somerville (@Jake_Som) January 31, 2014
Holy shit Beyoncé performing single ladies in mclanahans
— NOLTROLL (@grillbobaggins) January 31, 2014
BEYONCÉ LAST SEEN POOPING ON THIRD FLOOR HUB #PSUBeyonceTracker
— Carl Nerthling (@Gnarlls) January 31, 2014
Beyonce currently pooping in hub bathroom with stall door open
— TomBroDude (@tombrodude) January 31, 2014
— Chase Miller (@PSUChase) January 31, 2014