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Dick Jokes! No Refund Theatre To Perform 15th Edition Of ‘Penis Monologues’

For the 15th year in a row, No Refund Theatre is bringing dick jokes to Penn State.

NRT will perform its original production “Penis Monologues” this weekend, in which the cast’s soliloquies “range from sexual escapades, the difficulties of STDs, manscaping, urination, erectile dysfunction, and more,” according to its Facebook event. The play was inspired by “Vagina Monologues,” Eve Ensler’s award-winning production that chronicles the different aspects of being a woman, though “Penis Monologues” is not an attempt to undermine it. Rather, it’s meant to be an interactive gathering in which the cast shares stories about their first time, dealing with awkward sexual situations, and, of course, the raunchy kind of comedy that is even more funny now than when you were 14. If an audience member hears an opportunity to make a dick joke, they’re encouraged to do so.

“Vulgar and scandalous,” as the event page promises, “Penis Monologues” has been a popular knee-slapper since its inception at Penn State. It is the only play NRT performs every year, and is always its best-attended. This year’s iteration will be directed by Monica Mazel, and the play was originally written by Jason Cassidy.

If you’re in the mood to channel your inner high school freshman this Valentine’s Day, the play runs at 11:59 p.m. on Thursday, Feb. 12, and at 8 p.m. on Friday-Saturday, Feb. 13-14 in 111 Forum.

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