Day: April 1, 2015

New Court Documents Reveal Mark Emmert’s Entire Inbox

New court documents from Jake Corman's lawsuit have revealed Mark Emmert's entire inbox.

Willard Preacher Implicated In Mad Mex Jesus Painting Heist

In crimes as perfect as the Mad Mex Jesus Heist, sometimes the culprit is the last person you'd expect.

The HUB Is A Playground: Swing Set To Adorn Green Roof Terrace

Nearly a month after the HUB expansion's grand opening, Penn State officials have confirmed the addition of a swingset to the HUB's new Green Roof Terrace, the Class of 2014's Senior Class Gift. With the addition, the University officially declared the HUB a playground, despite students adamantly declaring the HUB not a playground last year over social media.

University Source: Joe Paterno Statue Melted Down For Rodney A. Erickson Food Science Building

After hours of painstaking research, we at Onward State can officially confirm that Erickson's final act before being succeeded by Eric Barron was to have the statue smelted and molded. The bronze likeness of the winningest coach in major college football history is now being used to promote the president who graciously saved the school from its massive culture problem.

Favorite Restaurant Staff Picks: The Nittany Minit Mart

Where else in State College can you get the most-finely crafted BLT, live entertainment, and a gas fill-up at the same time?

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