DOTD: #FireJohnDonovan Spreads Overseas
Where’s the farthest you’ve gone to tell someone your true feelings? Regardless of your escapades, a Penn State fan has you beat. He donated to a school in India where the teacher accepts money to make viral videos, and the profits go to tuition for his students.
“James Franklin is a fraud! Fire John Donovan!” the students cry, as if they see a third-and-long coming up and they can’t watch another screen pass.
The teacher’s videos started on a website called Fiverr, where professional services can be sold or hired. His account, named Quazihaque, says “Hello, I have good skill for make funny videos, (Happy Birthday wishes, video testimonials) and any promotional videos [sic].”
So for a small fee, reach out to him to help pay for his students’ tuition and in return, he’ll have his students yell something like, “We want the statue!” or “Mark Emmert’s a hack!”
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Do you yearn for cigarette ash-dusted grilled cheeses from “quintessential shithole” Grillers? Or a night out at G-Man with your old frat bros? Or have evenings of drinking felt incomplete ever since Canyon moved across Beaver and got rid of its sticky blue picnic tables?
It’s hard not to draw parallels between this year’s lacrosse team and a couple other Nittany Lion teams that have used the City of Brotherly Love as a launching pad to sustained success.
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