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The Best Of The Legendary @PSU_Crush Twitter

The only thing more romantic than an anonymous secret admirer is one with a strong Twitter game.

In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, we decided to peruse the legendary @PSU_Crush Twitter for the best declarations of Penn State love. We found everything from sweet to creepy, a lot of lust for the hockey team, and a few cases of the ex.

If your 140-character love ballad made the cut, I don’t know whether to say “sorry” or ‘you’re welcome.”

This admirer somehow turned a puzzling interaction with a cashier into a smooth pick-up line. Props.         

Better in an anonymous tweet than in a late night drunk text.

I don’t know who Luke Proudfoot is, but I hope he really is from Japan.          

Backhanded pickup lines: risky and usually ineffective.

I’m not sure, but I think her name is Nicole.

This seems like it’s off to a great start.

All of you at once?        

Laura Broerman: If you’re reading this, run far away.

Nice.        

Husband this secret admirer up, Katelyn.

I’m a hearty 5’2 and sufficiently creeped out.

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Sara Civian

Sara Civian is one of Onward State's three ridiculously good looking managing editors, a hockey writer at heart, and an Oxford comma Stan. She's a senior majoring in journalism, minoring in history, and living at Bill Pickle's Tap Room. Her favorite pastimes are telling people she's from Boston, watching the Bruins, and meticulously dissecting the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album. She's seen Third Eye Blind live 14 times. If you really hate yourself, you can follow her at @SaraCivian or email her at [email protected]

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