Heaven Is For Real: Wings Over Will Deliver Until 3 A.M. Blue-White Weekend
What if God was one of us? Just a Wings Over driver delivering late to one of us?
Well, the saints at WOHV are making up for an April Fools joke gone awry with the short-lived return of an old classic: late night wings.
For Blue-White weekend and Blue-White weekend only, the hole in our hearts where 3 a.m. wings should be will fill once again.
— Wings Over H.V. (@wohv) April 2, 2016
The earlier post, which apparently prompted more than one call to Wings Over Happy Valley, said the establishment would be closing at 5 p.m. every day. This was likely a jab at the negative responses to its new limited nighttime hours. While I understand the outrage since the new hours (to be re-evaluated next December) have impacted my life in ways I’m not proud to admit — and chicken wings are nothing to joke about — people apparently missed the memo at the bottom of the April Fools tweet that said the 5 p.m. close was an April Fools joke.
Folks, are you kidding me?
I’m going to cherish every moment I have with these late-night wings, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to shake the lingering fear…this could be the last time.
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Penn State.
From leading meditations before lectures to passing microphones around the classroom, HDFS professor Molly Countermine finds ways to make her often large classes personal, fun, and engaging.
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