Heaven Is For Real: Wings Over Will Deliver Until 3 A.M. Blue-White Weekend

What if God was one of us? Just a Wings Over driver delivering late to one of us?

Well, the saints at WOHV are making up for an April Fools joke gone awry with the short-lived return of an old classic: late night wings.

For Blue-White weekend and Blue-White weekend only, the hole in our hearts where 3 a.m. wings should be will fill once again.

The earlier post, which apparently prompted more than one call to Wings Over Happy Valley, said the establishment would be closing at 5 p.m. every day. This was likely a jab at the negative responses to its new limited nighttime hours. While I understand the outrage since the new hours (to be re-evaluated next December) have impacted my life in ways I’m not proud to admit — and chicken wings are nothing to joke about — people apparently missed the memo at the bottom of the April Fools tweet that said the 5 p.m. close was an April Fools joke.

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Folks, are you kidding me?

I’m going to cherish every moment I have with these late-night wings, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to shake the lingering fear…this could be the last time.

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Sara Civian

Sara Civian is one of Onward State's three ridiculously good looking managing editors, a hockey writer at heart, and an Oxford comma Stan. She's a senior majoring in journalism, minoring in history, and living at Bill Pickle's Tap Room. Her favorite pastimes are telling people she's from Boston, watching the Bruins, and meticulously dissecting the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album. She's seen Third Eye Blind live 14 times. If you really hate yourself, you can follow her at @SaraCivian or email her at [email protected]


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