Heaven Is For Real: Wings Over Will Deliver Until 3 A.M. Blue-White Weekend
What if God was one of us? Just a Wings Over driver delivering late to one of us?
Well, the saints at WOHV are making up for an April Fools joke gone awry with the short-lived return of an old classic: late night wings.
For Blue-White weekend and Blue-White weekend only, the hole in our hearts where 3 a.m. wings should be will fill once again.
— Wings Over H.V. (@wohv) April 2, 2016
The earlier post, which apparently prompted more than one call to Wings Over Happy Valley, said the establishment would be closing at 5 p.m. every day. This was likely a jab at the negative responses to its new limited nighttime hours. While I understand the outrage since the new hours (to be re-evaluated next December) have impacted my life in ways I’m not proud to admit — and chicken wings are nothing to joke about — people apparently missed the memo at the bottom of the April Fools tweet that said the 5 p.m. close was an April Fools joke.
Folks, are you kidding me?
I’m going to cherish every moment I have with these late-night wings, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to shake the lingering fear…this could be the last time.
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