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Uber Will Bring You Free Insomnia Cookies Tonight

We hold this truth to be self-evident, that the only redeeming quality of finals week is free food. Uber and Insomnia — two staples in the lives of drunk Penn Staters — are linking up tonight to make your studying suck a little less.

From 9 p.m. to midnight, Uber will send you two cookies and “Insomnia swag” (?) completely free of charge. The rules are simple: open the Uber app, click the “COOKIES” option, and select “request cookies.”  Uber announced the deal in a blog post penned by the one-and-only “Ashley” (move over, Beyonce and Madonna).

Oh, and you’re automatically entered into a drawing to win free Insomnia cookies for a year if you participate. I was thinking to myself this could be Heaven or this could be Hell…

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Sara Civian

Sara Civian is one of Onward State's three ridiculously good looking managing editors, a hockey writer at heart, and an Oxford comma Stan. She's a senior majoring in journalism, minoring in history, and living at Bill Pickle's Tap Room. Her favorite pastimes are telling people she's from Boston, watching the Bruins, and meticulously dissecting the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album. She's seen Third Eye Blind live 14 times. If you really hate yourself, you can follow her at @SaraCivian or email her at [email protected].

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