Our Strangest Out-Of-Context Tweets From THON 2018
THON 2018 was here and gone in a flash, which means Penn Staters are beginning to move into the reminiscence phase of post-THON withdrawal. It’s fun to look at the all the photos and videos, but scrolling through our Twitter was more weird than it was endearing.
Here are our weirdest, most mysterious, most meaningless tweets from @THONwardState this past weekend:
DAAAANCE BREAK
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 16, 2018
Starting off strong with the context-less tweets on day one, I see.
"No spirit fingers. Be tough." https://t.co/zynnso1ulF
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 16, 2018
What about jazz hands, then?
"Are we having fun yet?"
Mandy, of course we are. This is the fun house.
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 17, 2018
I’m sorry, who’s Mandy again?
A "really fun event" is about to take place at the South Annex of the BJC.
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 17, 2018
Well? I’m on the edge of my seat here. What was the “really fun event?”
Woah okay change of pace: "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 17, 2018
It’s never too early for “Cheeseburger in Paradise.”
Green Day twerks?
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 17, 2018
It is, however, too early to use the word “twerks” at THON.
~literally~ baby fresh
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 17, 2018
~edgy~
A COUNTRY SINGER WHO SINGS AERSOMITH
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 17, 2018
A rare breed even without the context.
And now, a slooooooooow waaaaaaave
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 17, 2018
*Christina Aguilera voice* Slooooooow it doooooooooooown!
Here comes that kick line!
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 18, 2018
And backflips!
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 18, 2018
I know they seem to go together, but the last two tweets were sent 20 minutes apart.
Walking through the [floor] out of [dancer storage], met a [captain] out of Philly, had a nice long [stretch].
Hey, THON, rock me!!
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 18, 2018
You tried, blog.
A3: The Handmaiden’s Tale
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 18, 2018
It’s “The Handmaid’s Tale,” you uncultured swine.
This jazz may be a little ~too~ smooth for 5 a.m.
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 18, 2018
I can almost see press row falling asleep to smooth jazz.
NOW ITS EARLY 2000s POWER HOUR
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 18, 2018
This tweet could be from THON, but it could also be from a Penn State daylong. Either way, here for it.
Have you ever thought watching kids jump rope could be so damn exciting??
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 18, 2018
Nope.
GET READY FOR THE DAB!
— THONward State (@THONwardState) February 18, 2018
We’re always ready for the dab.
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