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We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together: Your Penn State-Pitt Break-Up Playlist

Thanks for the memories, Pitt. It was an interesting four years, but that “rivalry” is “So Yesterday,” and we’re moving on to bigger and better things. We’ve compiled the ultimate breakup playlist to celebrate remember what’s been quite an up-and-down, petty, and exhausting relationship.

We’re talking about classic hits such as “Potential Breakup Song” by Aly and AJ, new bops like “thank u, next” by Ariana Grande, and everything in between.

If you want to “Cry Me a River” and say “Bye Bye Bye” to pitiful Pittsburgh fans, feel free to belt out this playlist louder than you can scream “Eat Shit Pitt!”

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Hope Damato

Hope is a 2022 graduate who majored in broadcast journalism and was one of Onward State's social media editors. She resides in her parents house as she is still on the job hunt. Someone please hire her. Feel free to follow her on twitter @hopemarinaa to send her funny tweets or email her at [email protected] to yell.

‘Once In A Lifetime’: How Jordan Mott’s Viral USC Prank Created Unimaginable Opportunities

He’s the crazed Penn State fan who paid $1,800 to run out of the tunnel before the USC game. Now, that stunt has created many “once in a life time” opportunities.

No. 1 Penn State Wrestling Downs No. 19 Michigan 39-0

Did you expect anything less?

Penn State Faculty Senate Considering No-Confidence Vote Against Neeli Bendapudi

Per one source, the measure will likely pass at the Faculty Senate’s next meeting on February 25.

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