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Elf On The Shelf: Penn State Edition

Another December means “Elf On The Shelf” memes are back. From Goose on a moose to Wentz on the bench and even Barnes and Noble on Chernobyl, we’ve heard them all!

If you’re really out of the loop, the meme follows a simple format: things that rhymed are placed on top of each other. Naturally, we decided to churn out our own using Penn State people, places, and things.

You’ve heard of “Elf On The Shelf.” Now, get ready for…

Willard Preacher On The Bleachers

Dotson On Emma Watson

Barron On The Swear-In

Wheeler On The Steelers

Parmesan On THON

Egg Nog On The Blog

New Year’s Eve At The ‘Beav

Keyvone Lee On The BJC

Barbour On The Arbor(etum)

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Ryan Parsons

Ryan is a redshirt senior majoring in business and journalism from "Philadelphia" and mostly writes about football nowadays. You can follow him on Twitter @rjparsons9 or say hi via email at [email protected].

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