Elf On The Shelf: Penn State Edition
Another December means “Elf On The Shelf” memes are back. From Goose on a moose to Wentz on the bench and even Barnes and Noble on Chernobyl, we’ve heard them all!
If you’re really out of the loop, the meme follows a simple format: things that rhymed are placed on top of each other. Naturally, we decided to churn out our own using Penn State people, places, and things.
You’ve heard of “Elf On The Shelf.” Now, get ready for…
Willard Preacher On The Bleachers
Dotson On Emma Watson
Barron On The Swear-In
Wheeler On The Steelers
Parmesan On THON
Egg Nog On The Blog
New Year’s Eve At The ‘Beav
Keyvone Lee On The BJC
Barbour On The Arbor(etum)
Your ad blocker is on.
Please choose an option below.
Purchase a Subscription!
About the Author
Standing For Something Bigger: Palmer Moore’s Fight For The Kids
“The only way to beat it is to love together and move forward.”
‘It’s A Full Circle Moment For Me’: Alum Nina Royer Finally Danced In THON 2026 After Working Behind The Scenes For Years
“I think this is such a beautiful way to cap off my THON experience.”
[Photo Story] 46 Of Our Favorite Photos From THON 2026
Our photographers were in the Bryce Jordan Center for the full 46 hours to capture everything THON Weekend.
A Final Dispatch From The Press Box: Ryan Parsons’ Senior Column
“All I can say is that, unequivocally, it was perfect. It was just perfect.”