Ah, Sylly Week. The air is warm, the nights are good, and some freshman is puking in a residence hall staircase.

Along with a new semester comes new apartments, new roommates, and new Wi-Fi network names downtown. Although your Wi-Fi connection may suck most of the time, the names are pretty damn good. We compiled some of our favorite network names around State College below.

‘girls gone wireless’

This one gets an A+ for creativity. Nice job, ladies.

‘bellawherethehellyoubeenloca’

This apartment is definitely Team Jacob. I hope you guys are using your Wi-Fi to watch Twilight on Netflix!

‘ACL Tear’

I don’t know if I should laugh or send this person flowers. Get well soon?

‘badussy’

Heh. Nice.

‘the oval office’

I can’t believe they moved the White House to State College. I’m so excited for the Joe Biden meet-and-greet tomorrow at Champs!

‘809 Slamma Jamma’

Room 809 sounds pretty groovy! Let’s hope the internet connection is, too.

‘Bob’s Bugs Be Gone’

Looks like we have some Good Luck Charlie fans in this apartment. Bob Duncan forever!

‘Skate Fast Eat Ass’

Is that a command?

‘psu’

It’s funny because it just never works.