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Your Official Arts Fest 2022 Drinking Game

Nature is healing.

Arts Fest 2022 is in full swing, which means State College is filled with lots of beautiful art, live entertainment, and drunk people. It’s the one time of the year when it’s acceptable to spend $100 on a painting and consume three Miami Beach pitchers in an hour.

Whether it’s your first Arts Fest or you’re a seasoned festival-goer, check out our official Arts Fest 2022 drinking game.

  • Immediately chug your drink. It’s the first Arts Fest in three years…you have to make up for the lost time.
  • Take a sip if this is your first time back in State College as an alumni. Class of 2022, forever.
  • Drink if you see a blue Arts Fest wristband.
  • Drink an IPA if you purchased art…You supportive, little aesthete.
  • Sip your drink if you see a summer session kid wearing a lanyard.
  • Drink if you’re enjoying the beautiful State College weather from the comfort of Cafe’s patio. Life sure is sweet.
  • If you see an Instagram baddie take a photo in front of a mural, take a drink.
  • Take a swig if your one friend won’t stop talking about their summer internship.
  • If you walked below That Water Bucket™ with your clothes on last night, finish your drink.
  • Throw that drank back if you hear “Zombie Nation” at a daylong.
  • Take a long sip if you hear a dad yelling the “We Are!” chant.
  • Drink if you forgot your college house doesn’t have A/C and are sweating your ass off all weekend.
  • For the love of God, please drink some water. Just do it.
  • If an artist was so nice that they conned you into spending way too much money on a sculpture, go to A’s Pub and reflect on your decision over a brewski.
  • Death, taxes, and My Hero Zero. Drink if you listened to your favorite State College band perform.
  • Chug your drink if the Champs line is around the block. Some things never change.
  • Take a sip if you can’t take your mind off of the Irving’s breakfast special you’re going to chow down on in the morning.
  • Finish your drink if you have to move out of your apartment on Sunday.

As always, enjoy the celebration and drink responsibly.

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Colleen Nersten

Colleen is a senior biology major from York, Pa and is one of Onward State's associate editors. She overuses the ~tilde~ and aspires to be no other than the great Guy Fieri. You can find Colleen filling up her gas tank at Rutter’s, the ~superior~ Pennsylvania gas station. Please direct any questions or concerns to [email protected] For the hijinks, always.

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