By now, all of Penn State has heard of the upcoming Banana Bar Crawl and its required attire.

In response, we thought it’d be fun to come up with a few more bar crawl themes because there’s no such thing as too few bar crawls. Happy crawling!

Plantain Bar Crawl

Unsatisfied with all the other fruit-based bar crawls? So are we. The solution has presented itself, known as the Plantain Bar Crawl!

Suit up in a sophisticated and stylish plantain costume and look down on everyone else! Stick up for a much more nutritious, versatile, flavorful, and underrated fruit while hitting as many bars as you’re allowed in. Get your suits now, the crawl is right around the corner, on November 15. Go plantains!

Late Drop Day Crawl

Celebrate your few months of respite from the horrible class you dropped at the Late Drop Day Bar Crawl.

There’s always that one class that kills you, even if you went to the lectures, so why not celebrate your momentary freedom with a crawl? Even though you need to pass it eventually to graduate, relax for the moment. Bring proof that you dropped a class and the bars will be kind enough to spare you cover for the night. Every little thing counts.

White Out Consolation Crawl

Trying to find something to do while all your friends leave you for the White Out? What else is there to do but crawl?

Crawl downtown from the tailgate lots after watching all your friends heartlessly desert you for a football game and do something much more productive! Hit as many bars as you can before the game ends, and use all the money you saved from not buying a ticket for beer!

I think the game will be on at the bars, too, if that’s your thing.

Career Fair Bar Crawl

Looking for a career this semester, but too scared to hit the BJC for the official career fairs? The Career Fair Bar Crawl was made for you!

Companies could set up booths at various bars downtown for students to pound a beer and slide their resume to any and all companies that’ll take them. Interviews will be held the next morning, so be sure to drink some water at some point. For entry, all participants should dress professionally and keep beer off of their clothes for as long as possible.

Present your resume at the door, and if the bouncers like what they see, you might just get in! Boeing is stationed in Central Reservation, while all the banks are cooped up in the Champs basement. If you’re looking for something a little lower stakes, I hear McDonald’s has a booth in the Lion’s Den! Good luck!

Old Main Appreciation Crawl

A few weeks ago, I’m sure you all read a wonderful little article about the history of Old Main, so why not show your appreciation for it (the article) with a bar crawl? Recall your favorite parts of the article with old and new friends alike, and pay homage to the great Old Coaly with a fun costume for free entry! We’ve all been looking for an outlet to pay our respects to that beautiful article (and the building), so why not do so with what Penn State does best? Those who haven’t read the article won’t be allowed entry, but any real Penn State student has already read it.

October’s Over Bar Crawl

October’s finally over, so let’s celebrate with a crawl! On the last day of the month, grab your friends and hit the bars for a great night out. To spice it up, dress up as someone real or fictional before heading out, and the cover is free!

This time of year always feels a little spooky for some reason, so feel free to channel your inner horror fan with a spooky costume. If you’re feeling it, ask the bartenders if they’ll give you some candy. If they don’t, feel free to prank away. Not sure why, but this crawl just feels right. Happy November, everyone!

Schrödinger’s Bar Crawl

Embrace your love of theoretical physics with Schrödinger’s Bar Crawl, both a great and terrible event!

Buy your shirts, which are both in stock and sold out, before the crawl, which takes place on both November 10 and 11. Covers are both free and $20, and participants will only find out when they make it to the front of the line. Theoretical physics fans have no excuse for missing this one. Free drinks will be given to those who come prepared with cats in boxes. Have both a good and bad time!

ChatGPT Bar Crawl

Join the ChatGPT Bar Crawl, an event optimized for social interaction and creative engagement!

Navigate through a selection of local bars, each themed around concepts from AI and digital dialogue. Participate in structured activities, share data points, and enjoy curated beverages that embody the essence of innovation. Ideal for tech enthusiasts and social data collectors alike, this experience is designed to facilitate connections and maximize enjoyment. Gather your network, activate your conversational algorithms, and prepare for an evening of structured fun and exploration!

How do you feel about my response? Is there anything you’d like me to change or adjust to better fit your vision? Your feedback is valuable, and I’m here to help create the perfect blurb for the ChatGPT Bar Crawl!

Bonus Solo Bar Crawl

Of course, after doing enough of these crawls, it can take a toll. If you ever find yourself stumbling home from one of these without your keys, I have a solution, in the form of another crawl!

While working off your massive headache, retrace your steps at each bar you think you went to the night before, and politely ask if they found any keys. Get embarrassed while you watch the workers scramble to every lost and found and come up with nothing, then do it again at the next one! The Morning After Bar Crawl is sure to be a hit!