Dollar Dog Night has become a mainstay for Penn State baseball as it brings hundreds of fans into Lubrano Park. While thousands of hot dogs being eaten during one game sounds like a good date night or an opportunity to look for the love of your life, there are some things you should look out for at the next dollar dog game.

We took the liberty of coming up with 69 “icks” to watch out for on Tuesday evenings.

Editor’s note: I have no idea what is happening with this list. Don’t blame me.

1. Making eye contact while eating a hot dog.
2. Not making eye contact while eating a hot dog.
3. Eating a hot dog with no ketchup.
4. Eating a hot dog with ketchup that is not Heinz.
5. Sticking your tongue out before taking a bite of the hot dog (freak).
6. Athletes who only eat one hot dog and judge other people for eating many.
7. Going to the game and not even eating a hot dog.
8. People who only eat one hot dog and say they’re “full.”
9. Waiting in line for a hot dog.
10. Cutting the hot dog line (wait your turn).
11. Leaving tinfoil everywhere.
12. Paying full price for a drink.
13. Buying something other than a hot dog to eat.
14. Licking your fingers after eating a hot dog.
15. Talking with your mouth full.
16. Spitting your hot dog out while talking.
17. Trying to fit an entire hot dog in your mouth.
18. Trying to shove a hot dog down your throat.
19. Drinking Starry instead of Sprite.
20. Wiping your hot dog hands onto your pants.
21. Dropping your hot dog.
22. Never going to other baseball games.
23. Not taking meal plan (Penn State is getting too greedy for money).
24. Having to chase your hat after the wind takes it.
25. Posting yourself eating a hot dog to any other song than “The Hot Dog Song” from “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.”
26. Licking your hot dog.
27. Sharing a hot dog.
28. Doing sexual motions to a hot dog.
29. Throwing hot dogs.
30. Putting a lot of mustard on a hot dog.
31. Eating and then coming to the game.
32. Extra loud chewing.
33. Taking an odd amount of selfies with a hot dog.
34. Squeezing a hot dog.
35. Having ketchup and mustard all over your face from a hot dog.
36. Sharing a drink with everyone (mono is huge at Penn State).
37. Eating a hot dog with no bun.
38. Smiling really big after taking a bite of a hot dog.
39. Eating a hot dog with something other than ketchup and/or mustard.
40. Getting fries with a hot dog.
41. The fact that fries cost more than a hot dog.
42. Trying to flirt with players during the game while holding a hot dog.
43. Calling a hot dog a wiener or glizzy (I do this).
44. Choking on a hot dog.
45. When the hotdog has a weird color.
46. Biting a hot dog in slow motion.
47. Saying ‘mmmmmm’ after every bite of a hot dog.
48. Eating a hot dog like you’re shy.
49. Taking hot dogs back to your car.
50. Flattening a hot dog bun.
51. Trying to get a player’s attention by eating a hot dog.
52. Holding hot dogs like they’re trophies.
53. Having onions on a hot dog.
54. Having a hot dog slip out of the buns.
55. Chasing after a baseball while holding a hot dog.
56. Taking a hot dog to the bathroom.
57. Judging people for how many hot dogs they eat (unless they’re only eating one).
58. Riding the bus after Dollar Dog Night (get your steps in).
59. Asking how many calories are in a hot dog.
60. Kissing a hot dog.
61. Running out of hot dogs.
62. Putting your feet up on another seat.
63. Eating Cracker Jack.
64. Talking about other sports while at a baseball game.
65. Calling hot dogs gross.
66. Calling other people gross for eating nine hot dogs.
67. Standing in front of everyone so they can’t see the game.
68. Being in a bad mood when the sky is pretty and the dogs are a dollar.
69. Not going to Dollar Dog Night.

Penn State baseball’s Dollar Dog Night promotion is every Tuesday home game of the season, the next one at 5:30 p.m. on Tuesday, March 18, as the Nittany Lions take on St. Bonaventure.