It is closing night of The Last Days of Judas Iscariot, which is scheduled to start at 8:00 pm. Unfortunately, The entire cast and audience of around 200-some odd people have now been herded into a neighboring parking lot as the Pavilion may be on fire. Firemen have surrounded the building, and police have taped […]
Dear readers, Do not believe the idyllic tweet recently posted on Onward State. Downtown State College is peaceful and quaint? Perhaps if you consider the area of Beaver Canyon, which has been taken over by the pterodactyls, where exposed rib cages outnumber discarded beer cans, to be “quaint.” That tweet was a ruse, most likely […]
Hello, Onward State. My name is Brad. When most of you leave, you don’t think of what happens to State College without the student populations. You may think that the townspeople rejoice as though a plague has been banished; you may think that pizza shops just close early. But no one realizes that without the […]