Can you occupy West Campus? Hold the lines until you can reinforce the Spin Bikes.
As more and more recruits somehow mistake Onward State for Penn State's football team, we sat down to break down the tape.
Our staffers have many ideas about what they'd do with Franklin's contractually obligated 55 private jet hours, including everything from trips to Tokyo and Alaska.
To avoid studying for finals, we crafted an Old Main gingerbread house to really get in the holiday spirit.
From Pinterest-worthy decor to strange Albert Einstein statues, you can find a lot on Penn State's apartment-hunting Facebook groups.
C'mon, Sean. Take a trip to Happy Valley and put James Franklin in the hot seat.