Chug for 10 seconds (and grab a tissue) if this is your last first home game ever.
Pussytoes? Side-Oats Grama? Nodding Onion?
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You're technically allowed to go into Old Main, but for whatever reason it feels illegal.
We just know the Willard Preacher spams church emojis...