If you drive a general manager to Texas Roadhouse, you'll instantly get a bump over any players from Georgia.
It took 115.49 pigs to feed fans at Penn State baseball's latest Dollar Dog Night.
Obviously James Franklin would be played by Keegan Michael-Key, but what about everyone else?
These songs would get our staff hype enough to make it all the way to Omaha.
Here's our list of the types of people you are almost guaranteed to see on any given dollar dog night.
