With spring IM sports in full swing, we decided to look into some of the funniest, most creative, and most provocative IM team names students have come up with.
Three top Big 12 teams consider each other rivals and look down on Texas Tech, then the Red Raiders look down on the rest of the conference. Just like Penn State!
While Wimpy himself reportedly died soon after the election, his legacy lives on through Collegian archives. The gerbil that nearly took over the student government 35 years ago stands a symbol of hope that maybe, just maybe, despite the contentiousness of the day, we will all wake up tomorrow and take ourselves a little less seriously.
"Since we're (Lamb)da Chi, we tried to get a pet lamb as a mascot," Alex Buckley explained. "But it turns out goats make better pets."
If you do anything today, please search for the beloved former Penn State president George Atherton on Google images (warning: slightly NSFW).
Put on the same Larry Bird jersey as everyone else, make some post-game Chipotle plans, and press play.