If you already have beef with your new, random roommate, finish your drink, crack open another, and take a sip.
With Penn State football players not tweeting about showing up early for class Monday, it's easy to become uneasy about the state of the team.
With classes starting back up at Penn State, we made some totally probable prop bets for what should happen in your first few days.
Things less common than a country music artist hitting Happy Valley? Failing a test at the Pollock Testing Center.
Inspired by Jon Rothstein's "under-the-radar" descriptions of Penn State hoops' Kanye Clary and Zach Hicks, our staff defended some of its day-to-day Penn State sleeper picks.
Your unwavering support hit just as intensely as the hot air I felt when I entered your basement abode.