
The Penn State Women's Volleyball team has an exciting weekend at Rec Hall with matches against Iowa and No.1 Nebraska.

Let’s face it. We are on the brink of a zombie apocalypse. As my civic duty, here are some tips how you can survive a zombified Penn State.

Penn State lost four of five meetings last fall to the University of Rhode Island. Special teams will be a key element for the Icers to win the first two of four match-ups between the teams this season.

Penn State (7-1, 4-0 Big Ten) will face what Joe Paterno said will be its second toughest game of the season when the Nittany Lions take on Illinois (6-2, 2-2 Big Ten) on Saturday at 3:30 p.m. The Nittany Lions will be looking to remain in first place in the Big Ten Leaders Division with a win against the Illini. They will also be looking for revenge against an Illinois team that came in to Beaver Stadium and routed the Nittany Lions 33-13 last season.

Alas, my friends, our beloved Guido has struck again. This time, he has decided to declare a student whiteout three days in advance of the Illinois game. Now the casual fan would probably say, "OMFGZ YES!!!", but I am not—and you shouldn't either.