Today in "this is stupid": Penn State's 23-17 victory over Syracuse is being honored with a terrible, terrible T-shirt.
The shirt is being sold by GoPSUSports.com, and features the score, location, day, and the words "VICTORY" obnoxiously placed under a football helmet.
For $17.95, you can remember Penn State's season-opening win with a T-shirt. Seriously. They played a football game at an NFL arena, HOLY CHRIST LET'S MAKE A SHIRT AND CAPITALIZE ON THIS.

The Penn State women's volleyball opened the season with a perfect weekend, sweeping the competition in the Penn State Invitational on Saturday and earning the No. 1 spot in the first AVCA Coaches' Poll.

The Penn State soccer teams won three out of their four games this weekend.

While most of us were busy working on classes and internships over the summer, some of Penn State's hottest artists have been working on new material. Haven't had time to keep up with your favorite Penn State musicians? Don't worry, Onward State has you covered with our summer music recap.

Christian Hackenberg and Sam Ficken earned Big Ten Conference Player of the Week honors for their performances in the season opener Saturday against Syracuse at MetLife Stadium. Ficken was named the conference Special Teams Player of the Week for his three field goal game. Hackenberg is the Big Ten Freshman of the Week after a very strong first career game.