I’d be shocked if the university hasn’t tried to sue these Brits for trade name infringement.

Penn State Pretzels, a company from across the pond, says they make the perfect “pre-dinner nibbles.”

The site features profiles of the “Penn Pals,” like Mike, the doctor with the perfect bedside manner, and Helen who is “devilishly attractive.”

Not sure what these dashing folks have to do with pretzels, but they do leave me wondering.

Do you think British people run around asking each other to “Pass me a Penn State?”

Now there’s some food for thought.