Justice Isn’t Blind, But JoePa’s Statue Is
The glasses seen here, on the Joe Paterno statue, were stolen, according to a story from the Collegian.
The police said that the glasses were stolen between 11 a.m. Friday and 10:58 a.m. Saturday.
The frames are just a pair of lens away from being perfect hipster glasses — if we see a metallically bespectacled boy at the next Co-Op party, we’ll be sure to let you know.
[Photo courtesy of Jimmy on Flickr.]
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